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2002-08-27 17:12:09
New device eliminates hacking.

A German company has invented a device that makes your computer entirely secure from hackers, crackers, trojans and viruses.
The new device is simply applied to all your computer cables and the company guaranties that absolutely no-one will gain access.
"The process is simple. ", leader of the project development team, Herr piece said , " one simple application of the device to all computer cables and no more security worries ever!"

Top hacker "Lm5oL337" said , "I tried all the hacking programs I could find, there's no way in. That device has me beat. How on Earth does it work?".
The inner workings of the device are top secret and protected by 12 worldwide patents.
The device, pictured in use below has been named after the MD of the company,"nicht gescheit aber es arbeitet". Also shown is the companys previously successful product - the 'mobile phone radiation eliminator'.

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