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2001-10-20 07:48:18
Giant cheese attacks local man [fake story]

A local man who was working at the annual cheese rolling festival that takes place at parbold hill was rolled over by a giant Baby-bell. The cheese which was 8 foot in height and weighed 450Kg rolled out of the back of a lorry and over the man who was one of a 15 strong team of specialist cheese display engineers. The cheese was favoured to win the big cheese prize but had to be disqualified as the rules clearly state that cheeses that cause physical harm should not be entered into the competition. A spokesperson for the USCDE (union of specialist cheese display engineers ) said 'We have been warning that this kind of accident was bound to happen if safety rules were not revised. It was only last year when four of our members lost their fingers in a grating incident and still nothing has been done to improve safety at these events. We may have to take Industrial action before next months "Frozen mozzarella hockey" event.'

{Fake story for amusement only , there are no known facts whatsoever.}
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